No anger issues here:

Absolutely nothing says “Support my foundation” like a calm, professional public face:

It’s the hallmark liberal tolerance that makes Baldwin such a lovable scamp:

Always a giver, Baldwin decided to share a generous helping of the obvious with everyone:

Twitter misses you and your diseased liver sometimes, Alec, don’t delete your account over this meltdown. We know you’ll be back anyway. And do live-tweet your hangover after this.