That’s the message today from Iranian President and chief weapons developer Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says that while Iran is already a nuclear state, it has no intention of attacking Israel. Ahmadinejad was interviewed on the eve of his visit to Cairo, where he will attend the 12th Islamic Summit Conference, due to open there on Wednesday.

We saw the stealthy delivery system for the fearsome (and apparently silent) Iranian Bomb. Put the two together and you have what is the most transparent — and laugh-out-loud funny — attempt to look tough before an upcoming election since Mike Dukakis sat in that tank.

BLEG: Would some reader be kind enough to photoshop Ahmadinejad’s face onto Mike’s head? This will get you started.

Fabulous prizes awarded (not really) for the best one. Send your entry to

And may the best photoshop win.