It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s Superfantastic Modern Iranian Death Jet!
February 5, 2013 - 11:53 am
What’s so bad about the just revealed Qaher-313? Well…
It doesn’t have an engine.
If it did, it would set the plane on fire.
It isn’t stealthy.
It can’t house a radar.
It can’t carry bombs.
It doesn’t have a heads-up-display.
The cockpit is too small.
You can’t see out of the cockpit.
And — oh, yes — it probably couldn’t fly even if you fixed all the other stuff.
Israeli Air Force pilots are quaking in their boots, I’m sure.