I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced. The photo showing the president — or someone who looks like him — firing a gun at clay targets — we think — proving that he skeet shoots “all the time — not — has answered all questions about the matter and totally satisfied me.
“Attn skeet birthers. Make our day – let the photoshop conspiracies begin!,” former White House advisor David Plouffe tweeted in a message containing a link to a photo of Obama brandishing a shot gun and wearing ear muffs and sun glasses.
Gee David — why would we ever doubt the president’s veracity when it comes to his sporting prowess? Here’s our president showing off his form in throwing out the first pitch at “Cominskey Field”:
We hope his aim with the gun is better than his form throwing a ball.
And then there’s the president’s love of bowling:
After bowling a childlike 37, why should we doubt that the president goes skeet shooting “all the time?”
No doubt a Special Olympics participant could shoot as well as the president — despite his cruel mockery of them. But that doesn’t matter because we now have proof positive that the president is truly a man of his word and if he says he skeet shoots all the time then by God we better believe him.
Because, like, he’s never lied about anything before, right?