August 19, 2012 - 4:57 am
Saddled with a Vice President who has all the self-control of a toddler at Toys R Us and an economy that takes two steps back for every one step forward, things are so bad for President Obama right now that he fears not even being able to hit softball questions from his Number One fan out of the park.
Worry not, America, the Obama For America campaign manager just sent out an email that reassures us the most powerful man in the world is still focused on the most dire problem facing our fragile nation: Mitt Romney’s tax returns.
(Click here to read email.)
Sleep well, my fellow Americans, the Big Guy is ON it.
Can we get a petition for the Fast and Furious docs?
Sure — but for some reason it will “expire” just before reaching the required number of signatures, even if it only takes three days to get there.
Every time that Obama asks for Mitt’s tax returns Mitt should respond by asking for the 80,000 Fast and Furious docs, and every time asking what do you have to hid by using exec. privilege on these docs. As a middle of the road conservative when every I see a politician try to block the American people’s right to know about scandals, like F&F, I feel they are implicated and have something to hid. I get the same feeling when someone takes the Fifth. That feeling is you are guilty. Besides if there was something wrong in Mitt’s tax return the IRS would certainly be on it and it would be big news.
– all my records are secret; Romnet’s are negotiable.
1)One year of tax returns, for a full investigation into how you got your social security card issued in a state you never lived.
2)One year of tax returns, for a full investigation into your alliance with the Midwest Academy and their communist tendencies.
3)One year of tax returns for your complete college records, including how you got into Columbia without a single honor in either high school or at Occidental, your admission applications, including for student loans and whether you listed yourself as a foreign student, who did not hold a US citizenship at the time, or held dual citizenship.
4)One year of tax returns for your complete law school admission records, including how you got into Harvard Law without a single honor in high school, at Occidental, or at Columbia, including your admission and student loan applications…for all the reasons above, including who paid for your education and your relationship to Don Warden.
5)One year of tax returns for your full disclosure and a full investigation into your relationship to Gamaliel, Galluzzo, Carl Davidson, Heather Bloom, the New Party, the Woods Foundation.
How many years of tax returns did Barry release in 2008?
My accountant has told me that the IRS requires that I only keep 7 years of tax returns.
The OFA emails are a great window into the pathologies of the left. I cherish the one I received last week. It was an invitation to a local workshop designed to teach me how to write my “personal story”. It expressed the childishly optimistic hope that story-telling Obama supporters can reach evil Republicans by thawing their frozen hearts with powerful stories, since appealing to them with facts and reason has sadly failed (it actually used the words “facts” and “reason”). The workshop was hosted at a supporter’s home, and the invitation asked attendees not to wear perfume since “we are allergic”. I thought briefly about showing up with pen and paper in hand, acting enthusiastic but drenched in my favorite perfume.