Slate writer Farhad Manjoo frets that a gun that looks like this:
And fires little orange foam darts, may be too realistic. Subheadline: Grown man plays with kids toys, milks experience for navel-gazing article.
Over the past few weeks I’ve been playing with some of the new Nerf guns, and I’ve tied myself in knots thinking about whether ultrarealistic weapons are just harmless fun or whether they reveal something terribly wrong with modern American boyhood. I’ll admit it: As a father of a 1-year-old son, Nerf’s weaponry worries me. And it worries me mainly because these guns seem irresistible.
Emphasis added, and see above for what he considers “ultrarealistic.” Please, nobody show this guy one of those insanely cool full auto airsoft AK-47s.
Oops, sorry.
You can tell the liberal guy actually likes Nerf guns, but doesn’t really want to admit that before consulting an expert.
There are now several varieties of Nerf guns, including one, Dart Tag, that’s meant to be played as part of a structured game. (It works a bit like paintball, only with Velcro-tipped Nerf darts instead of colored paint.) Nerf also makes Super Soaker water guns and a line of close-combat hand weapons—swords, hatchets, axes and the like made of hard foam—called N-Force. But its biggest and most iconic weapons fall into two categories: the N-Strike system, which shoots foam darts, and the new, innovative Vortex system, which uses small, rubberized spinning discs. Michael Ritchie, the senior director of global brand marketing at Nerf, says the company designed the Vortex in response to consumer desire—kids wanted to shoot projectiles farther and more accurately. The Vortex discs can fly as far as 65 feet, which Ritchie described as a major technical feat. (Designers had to find a way to get each gun’s firing mechanism to shoot the spinning disc without having it wobble, which would alter its flight path.)
And so off to the expert for validation he goes.
Whether it’s good for your child is a more difficult question.
No it isn’t. These Nerf guns are basically water guns that don’t soak you. They’re perfectly fine unless your kid has shown a tendency to torture small animals.
For help on that question, I turned to Diane Levin, a professor of education at Wheelock College in Boston who in 1987 co-authored The War Play Dilemma, a book on the subject of kids playing with guns.
Adults aren’t allowed to make decisions on their own anymore, about anything, without consulting the 21st century’s answer to the old world’s village priest.
Levin points out that in general, child-development experts believe that you should let kids play how they want to play, because kids use playtime as a way to work on their problems and curiosities about the world. Boys have always played “war,” and development theorists believe that they do so as a natural part of growing up. For instance, playing with guns teaches boys about power and gender dynamics (though you may not have realized it at the time). In her research, though, Levin found that as violent imagery began to saturate pop culture over the last few decades, war play became a larger and larger part of a typical boy’s childhood. The play also became more realistic and “less imaginative,” she says. “We found in talking to teachers across the country that boys were just imitating what they saw on TV—they were just blindly shooting each other, and not playing creatively or using play to construct knowledge about the world.”
Wait ’til these people get a load of Modern Warfare 3. Actually, he does get a load of Modern Warfare, and then decides that Nerf will be better for his one-year-old. Pity that it won’t be an either/or choice.
If you consider how pop culture has changed since I was growing up in the 1980s, it’s no surprise that today’s Nerf guns look so different from those of yesteryear. Nerf has to compete for a boy’s attention with so many other amazing toys, including, most importantly, video games. Compared to the world of Call of Duty, a toy like the Blast a Ball looks hopelessly rinky-dink, and only something as big and bad as the Vortex will earn a second look on the shelves at Toys R Us. Look at the bright side: If your kids play with Nerf, at least they’re running around outside.
Not in my experience. Nerf darts don’t mix well with trees and brambles and lost darts are expensive to replace, so they stay indoors. Airsoft pellets are cheaper and more accurate, and you don’t have to reload as often. That full auto airsoft AK is definitely the way to go for outdoor kid combat.








“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!” –A Christmas Story
The only person who could consider a bright yellow and orange Nerf gun “ultrarealistic” is someone whose sole experience with weapons is late-nite movies on SyFy.
It’s morons like Manjoo that are causing the chickification of the American male. Manjoo needs to Manup and get some Manballs.
Are you serious? You’re joking, right? Come on. Tell me you’re joking. Kim Yung Un has nukes and our kids have nerf guns. And you’re upset about the nerf guns! You’re joking, right?
In her research, though, Levin found that as violent imagery began to saturate pop culture over the last few decades, war play became a larger and larger part of a typical boy’s childhood.
Okay, using that as a basis, I’m saying the whole article is satire.
Seriously.
That, or don’t tell her about my official Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
Sitting here silently weeping, at the age of 48, thinking over and over: “WHY DIDN’T THEY HAVE GUNS LIKE THAT FULL AUTO AK WHEN I WAS A KID?!?!?!?! OHHHH, WHY!?!?!?!”
C’mon, Shark. I’m 51 YO and I had realistic looking guns growing up. I had a M-16 with “full auto” simulated sound as well as a multi purpose crew served weapon that had a grenade launcher. Heck, this was in ’68 or ’70 too. Take that back 5 years to ’65 and I had the authentic “as seen Bonanza TV Series!” twin Colt .45′s with belt and little plastic bullets.
Where the heck did you grow up that you couldn’t get these? Heck, local Kmart for $5.99 in 1970.
Ah… the 1970′s the hey dey of plastic guns!
Having received a Daisy BB gun when I was 8 along with numerous cap pistols and dart guns over my growth years (I’m 56) I can say this is either BS or a really screwed up parent.
My friends and I didn’t even put any eyes out shooting alfalfa pellets (rabbit feed) at each other out of our Daisys.
Now I teach my grandkids proper gun handling, and we shoot off the back porch.
Hmmm, perhaps the fact that I was an Air Force brat at the time has something to do with it. My Dad weapon of choice was the Minuteman III, which is kind of hard to play with in the yard, even miniaturized.
The Tatler household has an all-metal version of that full auto AK. Best. Toy. Ever.
Wow. My kid uses my and my nephews guns- .40 S&W XD; .357 S&W 66; Colt AR15; an M4gery; 9mm FEG; .22 Beretta
He completely understands the difference between Nerf, Airsoft guns and real guns. The difference between toys and weapons. Perhaps the funcitonal moron who wrote the article could use some range time to clear up his confusion.
I just got my kid that bottom one for his birthday last week. He and his two cousins have a BLAST shooting the crap out of each other.
Hmmm, when I was 8 or 9 I got my first shotgun. Of course that was in about 1958 or so. In 1969 I got my own personal M-16 and got to carry it everywhere I went.
Of course they wouldn’t let me take it home with me when I left Vietnam. But anyway, before that I had all different kinds of cap guns and of course a Daisy BB gun. I must admit one time a friend almost killed his dad with a Mattel Tommygun with real action sound. He pulled the trigger while standing behind his father’s chair. The sound was a little too realistic for a Combat Marine wounded in WWII. I guess that could have been the first casualty from a toy gun. The father survived but the son almost didn’t by the time his father got through beating his behind.
– they also think they are journalists.
Brian, if you’re ever out in CA, look up Roundhouse Productions, I would love to see you at one of the games!
You think the AKs are cool, you should check out the Gas Blow Back M4s and M16s. They have the same manual of arms as the real deal. Don’t tell Slate though!
Wow,
good thing this guy wasn’t around when I went to high school. We always had a junior/senior game with Tracer Guns that went on throughout the city (off school grounds) and people were fair game 24/7. He would’ve been devastated to know that people would try and disguise themselves to evade detection and even made homemade modifications to the guns to make them shoot further and faster.
Pure evil I tell ya.
Lookout.
Some judge may discover that it isn’t constitutional for kids to have play guns
Cap guns and westerns. I don’t think those 50′s westerns were particularily pacific.
Cap guns and westerns. I don’t think those 50′s westerns were particularily pacific.
Nerf guns early 70′s style.
Take one picket fence post. Attach spring clothes pin to one end of picket. Take mothers roll of sewing elastic. Cut elastic to 3/4 of picket length. double over and attach to other end of picket. Add 1″x 1/2″ plaster of paris bricks and there you have a perfectly safe early 70′s kids game.
The Nerf Worlders would have had a stroke…
I suspect a whole lot of “manjoos” in Israel would want to tell Manjoo to “man up”.
Because he’s a bedwetter, a hosenpisser, and a sitzpinkler to boot.
Not to mention he’s a sissy.
I wonder if he’ll refuse to get his kid a light saber…
I will be sitting down with my son tonight and informing him that his Nerf guns must go. They are just too dangerous and that he and his little sister will only be able to use their actual firearms in the future. Since “ultrarealistic” is such a problem they must stick to real ones for their mental well being.
When I was 12, my friends and I used to ride our bikes down to the river with our REAL .22 rifles held across the handlebars. We’d shoot at the soda cans floating in the water. Nobody thought anything about a kid riding his bike through town with a rifle in his hands (no helmet either, damn it).
In grade school, EVERY boy had a pocket knife, and sometimes the teacher would ask to borrow one.
Nowadays, you can get suspended from school for bringing a spork in your lunchbag.
Manjoo needs to grow a sack. I bet he always sits to pee.
Poor guy might have a heart failure when he finds out about my youth shooting sports teams – 48 kids participating in pistol, rifle and shotgun disciplines…. I’ve got 3 of the cutest 8 year old girls on my Jr’s pistol squad and they easily outscore their older brothers.
The nerf of some people.
During Last Sunday’s sermon my pastor illustrated “the shield of faith” with a plastic storage box lid, and three of his four boys (the fourth is a toddler) supplied “the flaming darts of the evil one” with their Nerf guns. My son wished he’d been in on the illustration.
I guess we’re a bunch of bitter clingers. ;D
In 1842 the mississippi river was argueably the most dangerous river in the world. One french trader said ” traversing the mississippi is more dangerous than a passage across the ocean, not merely from the United States to Europe, but from Europe to China.” Another shipper said ” The history of the world presents no example of an amount of destruction of loss of property and loss of life equal to that which occurs yearly on the western rivers.”
The river was so dangerous that no one operated a salvage business on the river. James Buchanan Eads began one when he was only 22. His first contract was to salvage several hundred tons of 70 lb lead ingots. When his professional diver was unable to do the job and gave up, Eads got into the 40 gallon whiskey barrel converted into a diving bell and took his first dive. He went down 65 feet in a strong current, and in the complete darkness managed to locate the ingots and one by one retrieve them.
I wish I could meet Farhad Manjoo. I would ask him “Farhad, do you shave your p#$$^ or just trim?”
Click on the embedded link in the Slate article and look at Manjoo’s picture.
Definitely metro.
The closest thing to a shooter he’s ever had in his hand is a Jello shot at Happy Hour.
Jeez, those nerf guns are fun. My four grandsons and I have full out battles when I visit them. The two older boys slink around, sneaking in shots to the derriere whenever possible. Of course, Granny has to cock it for the four year old, since he can’t quite manage it by himself; then he merrily shoots me, laughing his head off. The littlest guy can’t shoot yet, but he won’t be left out. He runs around screaming and laughing, and getting shot at, too.
How are boys supposed to learn how to be boys if you won’t let them play with “realistic” toys?! This guy needs to get over himself. Maybe I oughta show him how to use these things properly.