All presidents have to endure the grip and grin of a White House photo-op with leaders from around the world. But couldn’t the Greatest Orator since Pericles of Athens go beyond the phoning-it-in boilerplate and at least fake sincerity? Apparently not. Let the mockery begin:

You know you’ve become a punch line when tiny, harmless Scandinavian countries like Denmark make fun of you. Wonder if the Nobel Peace Prize committee is having second thoughts. They punch above their weight, too.