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Careerzillas Are Bad for Women

Stop asking for a party for everything.

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Hannah Sternberg

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February 5, 2014 - 9:00 am
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You know that article that’s been going around, about how we should stop throwing bridal showers and baby showers, and throw more parties to celebrate women when they get promotions, travel somewhere cool, or pass an educational milestone?

If you’re asking “which one?” it’s because that seems to be all the internet can talk about lately: the Non-Traditional Female Achievement Shower, or how women should be celebrated more often for all the stuff they do before getting married and starting a family.

The argument is, roughly, that women have been feted for centuries for getting married and having babies, but if we want to encourage female achievement, we should throw women Promotion Showers and New Job Parties instead. One blogger even argues she should get a party for backpacking across Asia.

This is in the name of equality (because, as you know, men have been getting special parties all along). Oh, you haven’t recently attended a party to celebrate the fact that one of your male friends completed a backpacking trip? Maybe because that’s not a thing. Okay, it is a thing, and that thing is called a “welcome home party,” and I’m only going to throw you one if I haven’t seen you in, like, five years. I’ve successfully returned from vacation many times without mourning the lack of a party to greet me.

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I'm about to retire after a long career in the Air Force. Looking back, the most important thing I did with my life is to have kids. This is the only thing I will leave behind. All my personal accomplishments, travels, etc means squat when I'm gone, just a lot of pictures in photo albums. I don't even have an "I love me" wall full of diplomas and awards.

My wife had a job, not a career. She gave it up to take care and raise our kids. I used to say she had the most important job. I just brought home the bacon.

I have several friends that remain childless, they tried. Could not have kids. Others are professionnal couples, DINKs (Double income no kids). I wonder what they will leave behind. Many pictures of hiking through the Yukon no doubt.

Have fun with you Careers, women. Hope you like cats.
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Wow, lots of savagery here.

The point of a shower for Brides and new Moms is practical, not greedy or sexist or even to 'celebrate an accomplishment.' Back in the dark ages (by which I mean until the 80's) when people often lived with their parents until marriage, setting up a household on a modest income was difficult and people gave Brides and newlyweds practical household gifts to help them get started because it was needed. The same with first children -- showers are practical helps to gather everything necessary for a baby, much of which can be reused for more children. BAck when you had to make all your baby clothes or household linens by hand, you really needed your friends help creating enough garments to get by. There is no vast conspiracy to make others feel bad if they're single with no kids!

I'm sorry, but a promotion just isn't the same kind of life change needing tons of things you didn't need before. Have a party for it, sure, but don't ask for gifts. And if you can afford a fun trip, that's wonderful. Most of us can't, so your trip is your celebration, and you can count your friends nice enough if they actually want to see your photos and hear about what a great adventure you had.

Graduations are already considered party and gift worthy in our culture, and women always get them too, so there is no point whining about celebrating that as opposed to marriage or birth. Again, no vast conspiracy.
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you're missing the whole point here -- it's not the PARTY per se tht's important, it's the GIFTS you can con people into giving you. That's what a shower is, or a Bar Mitzvah or a graduation party. It's that whole liberal "it takes a village" mindset so that if the entitled daughter of my friend gets her ass fired, and decides to become a Mrs. and a mommy, then, of course, she needs some financial help in her new role. So my friend, her mother, throws her a graduation party (bring a gift), a bridal shower (she is registered here and here and here), and a baby shower (she will really need a diaper service or a very nice bassinette would also be appreciated).

Doubtless if said daughter had managed to hang on to her job and stay employed, my friend, her mother, *would* have thrown her a Promotion Party because every one needs a Vuitton briefcase or a Mt. Blanc pen as they start their trek up the career ladder.
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Adding some joy to your own life will help you be in the right mindset when celebrating the joy in someone else's life. If I am misunderstanding your comment, perhaps it will help to consider adding a few new (and gracious) friends to your social circle.
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I traveled through Asia and no one threw a party for me. It’s not because I’m a woman. It’s because (rightfully) absolutely no one gives a hoot about my Very Special Moment unless I used it to do something special for them, too. And I like it that way.

Exactly right! Bravo for making that key point!
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This a case of apples and oranges. Strictly speaking, getting married and having children are not accomplishments, in the same way as a promtion to a higher postion, and they are not celebrated as such. They are changes of status, markers along the path of life. What we celebrate, as most cultures have done, is the change of life these events signify. "Accomplishment" in the career sense, simply does not apply here.
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I'm about to retire after a long career in the Air Force. Looking back, the most important thing I did with my life is to have kids. This is the only thing I will leave behind. All my personal accomplishments, travels, etc means squat when I'm gone, just a lot of pictures in photo albums. I don't even have an "I love me" wall full of diplomas and awards.

My wife had a job, not a career. She gave it up to take care and raise our kids. I used to say she had the most important job. I just brought home the bacon.

I have several friends that remain childless, they tried. Could not have kids. Others are professionnal couples, DINKs (Double income no kids). I wonder what they will leave behind. Many pictures of hiking through the Yukon no doubt.

Have fun with you Careers, women. Hope you like cats.
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When my kids thank me for doing something, my response is usually "It's my pleasure entirely." I only hope that one day they'll get to experience what I mean.
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Women seem to think the most important thing in the world is to keep them happy. This navel gazing is rather one sided don't you think?
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Forget about the Patriarchy; beware the insidiousness of the new Matriarchy.

Oh, they don't hold you down or anything. They just make you feel displeased with every aspect of your life.
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I wouldn't read to much into this throwing parties thing. Americans are great drinkers and will throw a party for pretty much anything. In fact life is one great party.

The funny thing about drinking is that, although bloggers will write posts about loose dirt and left-handed monkeys, they never talk about the elephant in the room. So the next time a feminist bothers you, give them an AA pamphlet and ask them when they're going to do a Million Sisters March on Washington to sign up for the draft. I have examined my privilege and determined I could use a break from my privilege.
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I wouldn't read to much into this throwing parties thing. Americans are great drinkers and will throw a party for pretty much anything. In fact life is one great party.


I think science fiction Spider Robinson got it right in his Callahan's series (which is a sort of intergalactic Cheers for those who haven't read any of the books): Shared pain is lessened and shared joy increased.
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I think it's funny how often one can read between the lines (and has to) to understand how many bloggers drink but don't really want to discuss it at any length, given their propensity to write about everything else under the sun.

It matches my own experience that a phenomenal number of Americans are straight up alcoholics, or, in other lingo, drug addicts. The fact they would so often lecture their kids in the '60s and '70s about the far less harmful marijuana makes it funnier. Smoke weed every day for 15 years as opposed to white lightning every day for 15 years and the difference is that between nothing and a train wreck, if not suicide.
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Fail, can't say that I agree about your comparison of white lightning and marijuana.

The facts are, both can be harmful. Used daily, both can be very harmful.

Not all persons are harmed of course, and some are harmed much less than others, but no one knows for sure before they start. For some/many, the harm is very great.
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FWIW, I've been to many "dry" celebrations -- of personal and career milestones -- depending on the preference of the person being celebrated. But if you want to hear more about how this blogger drinks, I can do some cocktail posts for you!
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Thank you Hannah, that was too much cable TV for me! I am so happy my paycheck is not dependent on any aspect of the wedding industry. I would literally throw that cake girl out of my shop.

However, I will be attending a shower for a young girl who's having a baby and will do anything in my power to support her parenthood, even though she's young and single. Her dad was a friend of mine and her mom is very dear to me as well. She could've had an abortion and yet she chose life, and that is a choice I will always support.

Celebrating life and family and helping young kids get started in life is what matters. Bridezillas will be smacked upside the head by Karma, eventually.
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Thanks for writing this article. It seems there is no part of our traditional society that is not under attack, contempt, or ridicule.
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