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Mommie Dearest, Brothers Grimm: Thinking about Cleveland’s House of Horrors

Ariel Castro's crime is the stuff of the grislier fairy tales. Which invites the question: Just where did those fairy tales come from?

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Kathy Shaidle

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May 21, 2013 - 7:00 am
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Duane Michals: “The Bogeyman” (1973)

The Shubert. The Apollo. Carnegie Hall.

So the “Snapple Theater Center” doesn’t provoke the same reverent awe as do the names of those famous New York City landmarks, but hey, a gig’s a gig, right?

Maybe Christina Crawford inherited more of her adoptive mother’s trooper spirit than she’d care to admit.

It’s so easy to imagine Joan Crawford growling, “Snapple, crapple! The show must go on!”

And so it does: the longrunning “Mommie Dearest” franchise, one angry daughter’s single claim to fame — first a blockbuster 1977 memoir, then a cult movie — is back in a rather downmarket iteration: A Conversation with Christina Crawford: Live and Onstage in Surviving Mommie Dearest.

Or rather, was. The show’s very brief run at the Snapple overlapped Mother’s Day.

After more than 30 years of telling all, what possible secrets could Christina Crawford have left to reveal about her infamous mom?

Well, now she’s claiming (sort of) that Joan Crawford murdered her husband Alfred Steele, the Pepsi CEO whose position the widow snatched for herself after his death.

Here’s Faye Dunaway reenacting the power grab in the aforementioned cult flick, Mommie Dearest (1981):

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A thousand pardons, Ms. Shaidle. Every single word you write is sheer genius and not one of your columns, this one included, has ever been sub-par or off the mark. Anyone criticising any of your work could only be a person of low intelligence and/or a substandard education. They clearly have only the basest of motives, including but not limited to a desire to aggrandize themselves by nipping at the ankles of your once-in-a generation talent.

There. Feel nice and validated now?
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No - she's right. You usually write pretty well, but this was a rambling mess and I still have no clue as to your point? Why go on about Christina Crawford? Mention of both the Grimm Brothers and Miss Crawford might have helped to make a point - i.e. bad people preying on children - but you never make it.

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God is the place which we rip open
Again and again, but which heals.
We are severe ones, for we would know,
But he is serene and bestows.

But he does not bring the pure
And sanctified gifts into his world
Unless he, himself immovable,
Obstructs their uncontrolled purpose.

Only a dead man drinks
Of the spring which is heard here by us,
If God silently winks at them, the dead.

To us is given only uproar.
And the lamb requests his little bell,
Out of the greater quietude of his instinct.
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Some of us still tell kids the old stories. I was banned, however, after some of my alterations. In my version the second little pig is an NRA member and the story is considerably shorter. There's only one Billy Goat Gruff, but he's an accomplished liar able to convince the troll to wait for his brother. Goldilocks does 3 to 5 for breaking and entering. Little Red Riding Hood has a concealed carry permit. Et cetera. After my wife put her foot down I switched to the Three Hundred, the defeat of the Spanish Armada, and so on. The hamster was named Leonidas. My kids don't seem any the worse for wear, but they are fairly heavily armed for teenage girls.
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Write. Self-publish. Sell on Amazon.

I'm not kidding man, people will buy your updated fairytales, starting with me.
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I am surprised that the Crawford woman is still droning on about her oppressive mother. Having had an idylic childhood on a farm with loving parents I seem to have missed something. However, no child with any imagination is spared the dread of evil lurking somewhere in the dark. Fairy tales were pretty tame compared to Tom Sawyer's confrontation with Injun Joe---terror in a cave vaguely tinged with boyhood longing for Becky Thatcher.

That stuff is passé. Imagine! A child reading a book (!) with an "Indian" villain! The child today has multiple Mommies Dearest to inflict optional gender roles and self-loathing so every childhood can be a living Hell. Coat hangers are nothing.
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I don't feel qualified to speak to the main points of this essay (except to say that I congratulate you, Ms. Shaidle, on overcoming whatever it is you have so well overcome, and wish you a future that's much better than your past!), but here's the latest on the Brothers Grimm: Philip Pullman has edited and published a first-rate new version of his 50 favorite Grimm stories, which I can recommend to any reader with a taste both for folklore and good storytelling. He used all 7 editions the Grimms themselves produced, and provides interesting endnotes about his process. Pullman the storyteller is front-and-center, and Pullman the smug professional atheist only shows up in 2 (out of 50!) endnotes: a bizarrely intense rant against one of his own selections, and a simple omission that proves that this intellectual denouncer of the Bible has likely never read it. If you want to reacquaint yourself with fairy tales, this just might be the best first step available.
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Hasn't she got her revenge against he mother already? She's completely destroyed her reputation. When is enough, enough?

I recall in that period, writing a book against your folks or your ex as "therapy". That's not therapy. Therapy is writing the book, reading it, having your spouse reading it, and burning it. Publishing it is called revenge.
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read it.
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"Germany was quite obviously headed down a terrible road much earlier than is often supposed…”

Um, just check a Jewish History, not the recently whitewashed versions. For example, the Reindfleish (sp?) massacres, where a mob went from town to town, burning alive every Jewish man, woman, and child. Ironically, the good guy in the story was named Adolph.

Although the Germans were possibly better than the other Europeans.
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Why, yes. The Lindburgh kidnapping. I remember being warned in kindergarten. Regarding the impact of same also see the intro of Little Gloria, Happy at Last, IIRC.

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This is a rambling, poorly written piece. I got 3 pages in, and I'm still not sure what your point is.
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by your own admission, you didn't read the whole thing. I realize literary non-fiction isn't something everyone is familiar with, but if you are looking for a "point" then it would help to persevere to the conclusion :-)
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No - she's right. You usually write pretty well, but this was a rambling mess and I still have no clue as to your point? Why go on about Christina Crawford? Mention of both the Grimm Brothers and Miss Crawford might have helped to make a point - i.e. bad people preying on children - but you never make it.

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Too much to ask readers to "make the point" themselves once in a while? Maybe broaden your reading horizons? Joan Didion, perhaps?
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A thousand pardons, Ms. Shaidle. Every single word you write is sheer genius and not one of your columns, this one included, has ever been sub-par or off the mark. Anyone criticising any of your work could only be a person of low intelligence and/or a substandard education. They clearly have only the basest of motives, including but not limited to a desire to aggrandize themselves by nipping at the ankles of your once-in-a generation talent.

There. Feel nice and validated now?
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