There you are, watching The Game… or A Game. It’s cold, as it is when watching The Game, but your throat is dry and scratchy from yelling. A man heads your way selling beer. Do you: A) Hold the beer with your mittened hands, and hope you don’t drop it; or B) Take off your mittens and freeze your fingers? Well now you have a third choice.
Skuzzi Mitten-Cup Holder
The Skuuzi is a warm (looking) mitten with a built in beer-bottle (or cup) holder. We live in awesome times, don’t we. It doesn’t get much better than this. Oh hang on… I don’t go to football games (you can see better on TV), I don’t live in Green Bay, and I don’t drink beer. Oh well, it’s still an terrific invention.
The Skuuzi company’s website touts this as a Scandinavian koozi (beer can keeper-cooler thingie). But Skuuzi apparently, or at least on their US Trademark office application is run out of a townhouse in Greenwich Village. It worked for Haagen Dazs.
They need to make ‘em in team colors.
My solution – save about $1,000, stay home, watch the games on TV, and enjoy far higher quality beer.
Was gonna say… There’s a 4th choice, live in San Diego.