National Taste Test Results: Rich People Most Delicious When Cooked in Texas Style BBQ
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October 13, 2011 - 11:58 am
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The results revealed today of a national taste test concluded last month come as no surprise to anyone — rich folks taste best cooked in Texas style barbeque because … doesn’t everything?
The taste test challenged top chefs around the country to submit their entry for eating the rich. How exactly should one eat the rich is the current debate, since it has already become an established truth that the rich should be eaten. A prominent, and rich, filmmaker warned prophetically earlier this year,
The smart rich know they can only build the gate so high. And, and, sooner or later history proves that people when they’ve had enough aren’t going to take it anymore.
Well, that time has finally come. That smart, rich filmmaker was the first to be eaten.