The world was shocked back in May of 2021 when Canadian officials reportedly discovered with ground-penetrating radar (GPR) the remains of 215 indigenous children buried under a Catholic school they were forced to attend.
This is the first paragraph from a Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) report. Keep in mind that the Canadian government owns the CBC:
Preliminary findings from a survey of the grounds at the former Kamloops Indian Residential School have uncovered the remains of 215 children buried at the site, the Tk'emlúps te Secwépemc First Nation said Thursday.
The rest of the article includes tear-tugging lines about the "undocumented deaths" of mistreated Native children, some as young as three years old. Native adults were left "grappling with the shock of the news." Native Canadians held protest rallies.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had his sad, little, commie heart broken by the horrid story and pledged more than $320 million to fund research into the atrocity, much of which would go to the tribes to recover their lost kids.
The saga got worse. Soon, another 800 bodies were allegedly found at other schools in Canada, all in graves without headstones. Tempers exploded and more hysteria followed. Trudeau doubled down on his love of hatred and declared, "What happened decades ago isn’t part of our history, it is an irrefutable part of our present." Within a year, Trudeau would also refer to the peaceful trucker COVID-19 protesters as racists.
The news that remains were found at the former Kamloops residential school breaks my heart - it is a painful reminder of that dark and shameful chapter of our country’s history. I am thinking about everyone affected by this distressing news. We are here for you. https://t.co/ZUfDRyAfET
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) May 28, 2021
Furious Native Canadians marched, some wearing shirts that read "Deconstruct colonial patriarchy," a Marxilcious slogan that should have warned us that this might be nothing more than a commie subterfuge.
The "discovery" of the buried children had "confirmed" what Indigenous people have been accusing the "patriarchy" for years, that the kids went to the evil school and never came back. The New York Times couldn't resist writing about the "horrible history." The Communist News Network (CNN) called the news "unthinkable."
And guess who was to blame? As per Marxist doctrine, the blame immediately fell on the white Catholics who ran the schools, where they allegedly mistreated the Native kids and, perhaps worse, even killed them through abuse and poor living conditions.
When the children "died," they were supposedly tucked under the school to be kept a dirty, little secret for the rest of history. The evil Catholics were allegedly still trying to cover their tracks back in 2021 when the news broke to hide their supposed inhumanity toward Native kids: no death certificates, just a mass, unmarked grave.
"There may be reasons why they wouldn't record the deaths properly and that they weren't treated with dignity and respect because that was the whole purpose of the residential school," Mary Ellen Turpel-Lafond, a big-wig at the Indian Residential School History and Dialogue Centre at the University of British Columbia railed, "to take total control of Indian children, to remove their culture, identity, and connection to their family."
Exactly one year after the announcement, no bodies had been recovered. No progress had been made at all/ The Indians who used the GPR to announce the existence of the bodies refused to release their data.
People began to suggest that maybe there weren't any remains after all. Some called the whole thing a hoax.
Now after three years and at least $7.9 million Canadian later, worth about $199 American (sarc), it turns out still no bodies have yet to be found and recovered.
Yet the CBC doubled down on the scandal and referred to skeptics as "denialists" (hey, that reminds me of the phrase "election denier"), even as the skeptics were illegally digging for and not finding even a single bone. Then the CBC tripled down and claimed that the tribes had "confirmed" the existence of the dead kids and suggested that "more remains" might be found, though not a trace had been pulled out of the dirt.
FACT-O-RAMA! As an avid metal detector enthusiast, I can attest that finding nothing of value when you think you've hit on something big is a crashing bummer.
Since I am 25% Canadian, I know that 7.9 million loonies buys a lot of poutine. And after three years of hysteria with no bodies found, people are daring to ask, where did that colorful yet borderline worthless Canadian money go? Would any money be returned? Thus far the government hasn't received a nickel back and likely won't.
SACRE BLEU-O-RAMA! Poutine is a delicious feast consisting of french fries and cheese curds, covered in gravy. You should enjoy it in Quebec only. Poutine from Ontario tastes like merde de castor.
Today, the Natives who are responsible for researching and recovering the children's remains are now the ones covering their tracks. The Department of Crown-Indigenous Relations admitted to spending a lot of money but wouldn't say where.
It would seem the angry native people of Canada's First Nations would be in a rush to free their kids from the cold, inhumane mass grave dug by the evil Catholics, but as of last month, the excavations hadn't even started yet and may never happen.
People were paid to research, organize, and administrate the whole ordeal, yet no one wants to say where the $7.9 million went.
This sick part to me is this, why are people so immediately eager to believe that others — almost always white people — are guilty of such brutality? Probably because Marxists have learned that selling victimhood can not only destroy a country, but it can be profitable too.
The Canadian Indian scheme was brilliant: accuse white Christians of dehumanizing Native American kids, killing them, and hiding their bodies; then passing out government cabbage to the "affected" minorities, thus buying their votes forever.
PINKO-RAMA! Victimization is a commie commodity. The weak, the lazy, and the malcontented are easy to control, and the Marxists have been doing that for over 100 years.
The Bolshies have successfully branded straight, white people, typically Jews and Christians, as the world's "genociders." What better way to start a global race war and make mad stacks doing it? They've also simultaneously managed to punish white people who accurately point out crime stats involving minorities. A commie triumph if ever there was one.
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Canada's news outlet, Post Millennial, is now calling the Canadian mass grave scandal a multi-million dollar hoax.
I suspect the skullduggery up in the Great White North all along was to incite racial hatred of white Christians and make money doing it. Bravo, vous les faux diables français!
Now let's see which group of minorities will be next to score some government cash. My guess is the trendy, tragically hip, reparations-industrial complex here in the USA will score a bag of cash for descendants of slaves. They've been trying for years.
EASTER EGG-O-RAMA! I've hidden the names of six Canadian rock bands in this article. Did you find them?
