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The Dudes Abide

May 2nd, 2014 - 12:17 pm
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“Dude! Benghazi Won’t Go Away Until We Get the Truth,” Jonathan S. Tobin writes at Commentary, responding to Obama shill Tommy “Duuuuuuude!” Vietor meltdown during his interview with Bret Baier yesterday:

What we have seen this week is not just the usual spin on events that you get from any White House. This administration has been acting as if no one, not Congress, the press, or the people, has the right to answers about its actions during and after the Benghazi attack. In a telling moment last night on Fox News, former National Security Council spokesman Tommy Vietor, one of the people responsible for the famous talking points that claimed the attack was a case of film criticism run amok, had this exchange with Bret Baier:

BRET BAIER: According to the e-mails and the time line, the CIA circulates new talking points after they’ve removed the mention of al Qaeda and then at 6:21 the White House, you, add a line about the administration warning on September 10th of social media reports calling for demonstrations. True?

TOMMY VIETOR: I believe so.

BAIER: Did you also change attacks to demonstrations in the talking points? VIETOR: Maybe. I don’t really remember.

VIETOR: Dude, this was like two years ago. We’re still talking about the most mundane thing.

BAIER: Dude, it’s what everybody is talking about.

While Vietor is being rightly mocked for his cavalier and sophomoric attitude about a famous lie, it’s actually quite telling. Democrats are befuddled as to why the Benghazi story is still being discussed since they think there’s nothing to it and that we should have all moved on a year ago. But it won’t go away until they start telling the truth.

This exchange came on the heels of the delayed release of the shocking email from Deputy National Security Advisor Ben Rhodes and the repeated arrogant lies told about this communication by White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. This is more than mere fodder for conspiracy theorists and partisans who watch Fox News. They speak to an arrogant contempt for the public and the press that is rooted in a belief that this administration is above scrutiny and that anyone who wants to know the truth about the misleading talking points or anything else about this event should just shut up.

Though their performance on this issue may argue to the contrary, Republicans can walk and chew gum at the same time. They are perfectly capable of persisting in efforts to get to the bottom of Benghazi while holding the president accountable for what is happening in Ukraine, Syria, and the Middle East.

Hey, Harry Reid can walk and chew gum at the same time as well. He’s perfectly capable of denouncing GOP efforts at getting to the bottom of Benghazi and smearing the Koch brothers in the same press release:

Vietor’s performance yesterday as a petulant teenager is magnified by Jay Carney’s performance as a petulant teenager every day. Or as Jonah Goldberg writes in his latest emailed G-File, “Carney actually seems shocked and, well, disappointed to the point of contemptuousness, when reporters won’t believe him. It’s like no one told him he doesn’t have Jedi mind tricks at his disposal:”

Carney is a very strange creature for Washington. He’s an extremely confident liar — we’ve got a lot of those! — but he’s not very convincing. Usually, confidence = convincing. As George Costanza (and in his own way Bill Clinton) liked to say, it’s not a lie if you believe it when you tell it. But with Carney, he lies in a way that makes it seem not so much like he believes it but that you’re an idiot for not believing it.

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Carney actually seems shocked and, well, disappointed to the point of contemptuousness, when reporters won’t believe him. It’s like no one told him he doesn’t have Jedi mind tricks at his disposal.

Carney: These are not the droids you’re looking for, idiots.

Ed Henry, Fox News: But Jay, these look exactly like the droids we’ve been looking for. In fact, the serial numbers match.

Carney: Ed, I understand your network is deeply invested in finding a story here. But the simple fact is that these are in no way the droids you’re looking for. Move along.

Henry: One last follow-up, Jay. The golden droid on the right just said, “Excuse me sirs, but we are in fact exactly the droids you’ve been looking for. Thank goodness you found us.”

Carney: No, no they didn’t. And besides — I used to be a journalist as you know — and it’s common knowledge among real journalists [Carney winks to the non-Fox reporters in the room] that one should never believe what droids tell them.

Jonathan Karl, ABC: Jay, related question: Here is a photo of you from last month holding up a picture of these exact droids with the quote in the caption reading, ‘Carney vows the White House will not rest until these droids are found.’ Also, ABC News has obtained footage of you from this morning, hugging the two droids right there, with you saying ‘Thank Obama we found you!’ Can you explain that?

[Carney rolls his eyes and then desperately tries to telekinetically choke everyone in the room.]

Henry: Uh, Jay are you okay? Why are you squinting? What’s up with that hand gesture . . .

Here’s an artist’s recreation of the above apocryphal press conference:

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Which is actually an insult to Sheldon, who makes his living searching for knowledge, rather than perverting it.

And has far better taste when it comes to interior decorating, as well.

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Jay Carney's kind of become a cross between Ron Zeigler and Miles from "Murphy Brown". Even some of the liberals in the White House press corps are turning on him, not because they aren't still hoping for an Obama rout of the Republicans on Benghazi, but because the White House's explanations have been so lame, they feel they're being treated like idiots.

(...which still doesn't mean they're going to do any investigative reporting on the matter -- they're just going to snark at Carney in the press room and say that shows they're tough on the White House. I'd guess it's also 50-50 if any jokes tomorrow at the White House Correspondents' Dinner even touch on the Rhodes email -- if there are more jokes about Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling being tied to the GOP then there are ones on the Rhodes kerfuffle, the IRS, NSA or ObamaCare, no one should be surprised).
32 weeks ago
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Dear Ed, I know you probably don't read the comments, but I sure wish someone of your caliber would write a piece that analyzes Hillary's deception:

She knows four brave mice died, and the cat killed them but she can’t say that because there are supposed to be no able-bodied cats in the house because she is such an awesome Secretary of State who should be president someday....

X died. Y were mad because of Z. Each statement is true, but her cleverness is to put the two statements side by side, starting from the evening of September 11, 2012, to let your thinking jump the airgap and form the false conclusion in your own head that X died because of Z, and Z is conveniently out of her control. She gets to say two true things, and sleep at night. The false causation is in everybody else's head.

"It is terrible that these four brave mice died. We have seen a situation arise in the house where the dog became enraged by a mailman that we did not send to the house. We think the mailman is a reprehensible and offensive figure to dogs. But violence against innocent mice solves nothing."

Obama repeated this side-by-side-true-statements deception

1. in the rose garden,
2. on letterman,
3. on the view,
4. at the UN.

Thanks.

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32 weeks ago
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Robert Gibbs also acted like a petulant teenager, as does Dear Liar with his constant attacks on Fox News and Rush. And who could forget Joe Biden's performance in the VP debate with Paul Ryan.

I'm detecting a theme here. We have an administration that acts, thinks and bases policy as petulant teenagers.
32 weeks ago
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I think in part it's because he knows it is all performance art: Press asks a question, he says X, they report "Admin says X". Lather, rinse, repeat. Press briefings are no longer about asking questions and getting answers. At least it was for the first 5 years. Now he look like he is getting angry that the press isn't playing their roles like they did before.
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