Welcome to a Very Special Nobody Knows Nothin' edition of Five O'Clock Somewhere, in which we make zero predictions about tomorrow's midterm election except for this: It's gonna be chaos.
The only question is whether it's Democrat-controlled Congress chaos in November, France-like chaos starting maybe as soon as Wednesday, or a merry little civil war.
Or maybe just a regular midterm with the now-standard irregularities in places like California where they're into that kind of thing.
And people wonder why I drink.
Join us, won't you?
See you at 3 p.m. Eastern sharp(ish).
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