It's my great pleasure and privilege to announce that I've just reopened the Strait of Hormuz.
Isn't that nice?
That done, I'm now fully closing the Strait of Hormuz to all traffic.
In April of 2026, that's what we call the news cycle.
But don't you worry — Kruiser and I will find something else to talk about today, I promise.
Or maybe we'll just sit here and drink while you watch.
Anything could happen!
See you at the usual time. Can't wait.
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