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Mika Brzezinski Demands Twitter Cancel President Trump in Embarrassing Rant


MSNBC “Morning Joe” co-host and Kancel Kulture Karen Mika Brzezinski took to Twitter today to demand that the social media site ban President Donald Trump and shove his tweets down the memory hole.

Everybody knows you never go Full Karen, but that didn’t stop Mika from launching what she must have thought was an epic rant against POTUS this morning.

Brzezinski’s rant began with one simple question:

I dunno. Maybe because he’s president of the United States, has 80 million followers just on his personal account, and is one of Twitter’s most valuable users?

But she wasn’t finished. Not by a long shot.

Karen would like to speak to the manager.

What seems to have set Mika “Karen” Brzezinski off is the recent news that the U.S. now leads the world in COVID-19 infections, thanks in large part to Democrat-run states like New York, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey in the northeast.

I realize that it’s uncouth to remind people that “hero” governors like New York’s Andrew Cuomo are directly responsible for thousands of deaths, after forcing COVID-19 victims into nursing homes right alongside the country’s most vulnerable.

But Brzezinski needs reminding because apparently she’s so rattled by the poor service she’s received that she hasn’t been getting enough sleep.

Trump is taking the antimalarial drug hydroxychloroquine as a prophylactic measure against Wuhan virus exposure under his doctor’s supervision.

But everyone knows — well, every Karen or Kyle knows — that the very best medical supervision is received from a thousand miles away by highly trained TV news personalities.

That aside, Brzezinski might have been more than “a lil tired” when she tweeted those words on Monday evening, apparently having been too completely exhausted to remember a few helpful facts about hydroxychloroquine.

 Mika Brzezinski, clueless hack

If the first thing you want to do on a lovely spring morning is to tell someone else exactly how to run his company, you might be a Karen.

It’s almost enough to make you feel sorry for Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, who woke up this morning to the sound of Karen demanding he eliminate one of his sometimes struggling company’s profit centers.

I said almost enough to make you feel sorry for Jack, who has apparently agreed to hear Karen’s… er, Mika’s… complaint.

Or should we feel more sorry for him? When the action is Blue on Blue, it’s so difficult to choose sides. “It’s a pity,” Henry Kissinger quipped about the Iran-Iraq War, “both sides can’t lose.”

In a perfect world, maybe Dorsey and Brzezinski would have to spend all of eternity together on a Zoom videoconference. In a better-than-perfect world, Trump would photobomb their Zoom conference every few minutes.

Red Pill Twitter has been having a blast at Brzezinski’s expense.

Well, if the jackboot fits…

Speaking of censorship, not everyone disagrees with Brzezinski. Some want to silence entire news outlets in addition to Trump.

Years ago at the old blog I wrote, “The toes of the self-righteous were made for stepping on.”

Those words get truer every day.

Well, there’s serious and then there’s serious — Hale’s Razor has the latter for you.

Brzezinski’s Twitter profile includes a quote from her late father and former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski. It says, “Bipartisanship helps to avoid extremes and imbalances. It causes compromises and accommodations. So let’s cooperate.”

As of this writing, Zbigniew’s quote rests atop several instances of Mika spamming nearly a dozen other Twitter users with an anti-Republican video titled “Heroes of the Pandumbic.”

You can’t make this stuff up.

And when you’re dealing with bossy Karens with TV shows like Mika Brzezinski, you don’t have to.

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