
He went there.
About the nicest thing you can say about this story is that Florida Man wasn’t involved:
Anyway, Cincinnati’s Colin Murphy was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct after going number two on checkout lane number one:
A Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine.
Please tell me you know you’re not supposed to do that.
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