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(Mug shot courtesy Miami-Dade Corrections)

Good lord:

A Florida man has admitted to a variety of charges after he reportedly took his 16-year-old daughter and her 17-year-old friend to a strip club. That’s not the only thing this father-of-the-year admits to doing, and Starcasm reports that the 59-year-old man could soon be a felon.

Authorities in Miami have arrested Jose Manuel Arguelles after cellphone footage revealed that he had taken his own teen daughter and one of her friends to the Pink Pony strip club to dance. He not only encouraged his own teenage daughter and her friend to strip for patrons at the club, he allegedly plied them with drugs and alcohol, which included marijuana and cocaine. Arguelles admitted to allowing the girls to snort cocaine and smoke weed before allowing them to dance on the stage of the strip club.

Please tell me you know you’re not supposed to do that.