There's an App for that Sex Act


There’s fitness tracking and then there’s fitness tracking — this would be the latter:

Apple’s iPhone will now let people track exactly how often, when and how they have sex.

As part of new “reproductive health” tracking features, Apple has added an option for “Sexual Activity”. When users click on it, they can enter information on whether protection was used as well as the date and time.

Like the rest of the health tracking features, users will then be able to see that data represented on a graph or in a numerical read-out.


Before you get all paranoid, note that users must manually input the data, so to speak — your phone won’t be automatically tracking every thrust and peccadillo*.

You may safely assume however that subpoenaed “Sexual Activity” data will soon feature in high-profile divorce trials.

*Thrust And Peccadillo is easily New Order’s best album.


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