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Florida Man Strikes Again!

FLORIDA MAN

To be more accurate, Florida Man nearly struck again:

A Florida man apparently fell asleep after breaking into a home over the weekend.

Timothy Bontrager, 29, has been charged with felony burglary of an occupied dwelling after breaking into the home and falling asleep on the couch, according to WTSP.

The homeowner told police she woke up around 7:20 a.m. and found Bontrager sleeping on her couch. When she asked him what he was doing in her house, he apologized.

While I’m sure the apology was heartfelt, you know you’re not supposed to do that, right?