Bullets & Bourbon

B&B

I like to think of Bullets & Bourbon as "CPAC for the rest of us." Tomorrow I'll have more on what's wrong with CPAC, but for now, feast your travel agent's eyes on this:

Join Glenn Reynolds, the Instapundit and one of America’s foremost Second Amendment Scholars, Dana Loesch, author of Hands off My Gun as well as Steve Green, Ed Morrissey, Mark (Rip) Rippetoe, Roger Simon, Helen Smith and Kevin Williamson for a weekend dedicated to the Second Amendment.

In addition to scintillating seminars we will exercise our 2nd Amendment rights at a luxurious hunting and shooting retreat. Rough Creek Lodge not only has world-class hunting and shooting opportunities, but a wide range of other activities available to our guests.

Because of a very low speaker to guest ratio (1:9), guests will have the opportunity to schmooze, eat, drink, ride ATVs, go zip lining, shoot model rockets, use the golf driving range, hunt and shoot with our speakers.

"Epic" is not too big a word for the fun to be had at this thing. I'm still working on my angle, but at this early stage I'm planning on proving Tom Lehrer wrong when he concluded, with weary resignation, that "freedom of pleasure" is not constitutionally protected.

We've got Glenn Reynolds, Dr. Helen, Mark Rippetoe, Roger L. Simon, Dana Loesch, Ed Morrissey, and Kevin Williamson.

We've got the bullets and bourbon. They've got "take cover in place" and Michelle Obama's school lunches. So whose side are you on, anyway?

And it's never too soon to register.