A Village in France or Kenya or Illinois Is Missing Its Idiot

So this is the picture of French President François Hollande that Agence France-Presse refuses to run:

The British press says he looks like “the village idiot,” to which I say, “Well, he is a Socialist.” I also wonder why British papers can write that sort of thing, but ours can’t. There’s talk that, because Agence France-Presse receives money from the state, they don’t want to make the President look bad.

Meanwhile, our mainstream and totally independent press runs crap like this of our village idiot — I mean of our socialist president:

OK, the one with the photoshopped rainbow halo is kind of funny, but that one came from a Newsweek cover about gay marriage, and they weren’t being ironic or funny. They were just being Professor Ditherton Wiggleroom’s bitch. Because that’s what the Propaganda Arm of the Democrat-State Party does.

What I wouldn’t give for just one Fleet Street paper based right in Washington.