Breaking: France is Broke

This story ought to invoke howling schadenfreude, but no:

FRANCOIS Hollande was left picking up the pieces after France was sent into a state of shock as his labour minister described the nation as "totally bankrutpt.

Michel Sapin was left red-faced after revealing the potential state of the French economy and leaving the French public to question Mr Hollande's policy.

We're in such a state that I can't make fun of the French anymore.