"I've been strung out here all night... "

When Congressman David Wu (D, Oregon) pops a couple pain pills offered up by a campaign donor, puts on a tiger costume, takes pictures of himself in said costume, sends those pictures to his staffers in the midst of a heated reelection battle, all leading to counseling and medication and statements on national TV that he has overcome any mental issues, Wu can assure you with full confidence that “this was the only time that this has ever happened.”

Good to know, Congressman.