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How the FCC is Exactly Like a Five-Year-Old

A Perfectly True, If Fictional, Dialog

FCC: I wanna regulate the internet.

Mom: Not right now.

A little while later.

FCC: I wanna regulate the internet.

Dad: You can’t do that.

A little while later.

FCC: Mom? Dad? Anyone hear me? OK, I’m gonna go regulate the internet now.