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Let’s play a game of “What’s Wrong With This Headline?” Ready? OK, here we go!

TSA: New Scanners Kept Many Illegal or Dangerous Items Off Planes This Year

How about keeping dangerous people off our airplanes? And how many people have we caught with porno scanners? Finding dangerous people, rather than “dangerous” objects, is far less time consuming, and far less intrusive, than what we’re doing now.

Folks, I spent much of the ’90s sans trou and on display, and yet I find these new scanners highly objectionable.