Couldn’t have happened to a nicer crook:
Rep. Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.) will face a 2010 primary challenge from one of his own former campaign directors.
Vince Morgan, a New York banker who once worked for Rangel as a special assistant and subsequently as a campaign director, announced Monday that he would challenge Rangel for reelection.
If everybody followed my example — or at least half-plus-one of everybody — and almost never voted for incumbents, we wouldn’t be in this mess.
So is Morgan any good? Hell if I know. But he couldn’t possibly be any worse, unless he ends up using the congressional cloakroom to store dead hookers. And even then…