Over wine, waiting for the charcoal to turn white, Melissa and I agreed that we wouldn’t mind hippies at all if only they would:
• Not put things on their cars
• Not have cars
• Not drive cars
• Not vote
• Not talk about how they’d vote
• Stay indoors
• Specifically, at their own homes
• And, finally, give their kids less granola and more Rand.
• Or at least some Goldwater
Then the wine ran out and now I must go open another bottle.