I Hope No One Puts Das Kapital in the Toilet!

While protesters of the far left are not known for their intelligence, it does appear they have a knack for hyperbole.

DENVER (CBS4) ― CBS4 News has learned if mass arrests happen at the Democratic Convention, those taken into custody will be jailed in a warehouse owned by the City of Denver…

Inside are dozens [of] metal cages. They are made out of chain link fence material and topped by rolls of barbed wire…

The protesters have already given this place a name: “Gitmo on the Platte.”

At least they didn’t bring down the wrath of Godwin by calling it the Auschwitz of the Rockies.

CBS4 showed its video to leaders of groups that plan to demonstrate during the convention.

“Very bare bones and very reminiscent of a political prisoner camp or a concentration camp,” said Zoe Williams of Code Pink.

Or reminiscent of, you know, a jail, as opposed to – say – a Holiday Inn. A place where large numbers of law-breakers can be quickly and securely held until they can be properly processed…into Soylent Green!

“That’s how you treat cattle,” said Adam Jung of the group Tent State University. “You showed the sign where it said stun gun in use and you just change the word gun for bolt and it’s a meat processing plant.”

Change the word “gun” into “-ning dress” and you have Project Runway.

Do these people actually stop to wonder why most people don’t take their causes seriously?