The International Harold Tribune reports that Russian
President Czar Studmuffin Prime Minister Putin’s opponents are made to vanish from TV.
Oh, Putin. Putin, Putin, Putin. Honey. Honey Putin. Vlad. That is sooo Cold War.
And, no, I have no idea why they have that massive head shot of The Fonz as backdrop. Nor do I know why Ed Meese is there holding the microphone, or how they got Garrison Keillor to wear a Russian Army uniform and sit with his mouth shut. Russia is a riddle, wrapped inside a mystery, cloaked in something, covered with chocolate, and coated with nuts.