Let the Games Begin
You thought Florida and Michigan voters were disenfranchised? Now this is disenfranchisement:
Officials released a trickle of national election results evenly split Monday between Zimbabwe's ruling party and the opposition, which accused President Robert Mugabe's government of rigging returns to conceal a massive loss.
Why the slow results? I'm betting because Mugabe couldn't get enough fake ballots printed up -- the presses were all too busy printing billion dollar bills.