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What He Doesn't Say Is That He Goes to Denver for the Nightclubs

Jon Baliles emailed this story

The list below ranks the cities from most dangerously drunk to least dangerously drunk.

Most Dangerously Drunk

100. Denver, CO F

99. Anchorage, AK F

98. Colorado Springs, CO F

…along with a hearty “keep up the good work!”

Thanks, Jon, I’m tryin’.

Seriously though, how does Denver rank ahead of Colorado Springs? I go up there only every couple of weeks.