Scenes from my St. Patty's day

Me: “I love you, man.”

Guinness:

Me: “You’re like, so rich, y’know? So dark. So smooth…”

Guinness:

Me:

Guinness:

Me:

Guinness:

Me: “You’re like a fine chocolate, is what you are.”

Guinness:

Me: “– Or like Billy Dee Williams…”

Guinness:

Me: “…Circa 1975.”

Guinness:

Me:

Guinness:

Me: “But then, I bet you get that all the time.”

Guinness:

Me:

Guinness:

Me: “I love you, man.”

Guinness: “Uh huh. I’m gonna get the check now, okay?”

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abridged.

cross-posted at protein wisdom