Taking a break from all of their smoking, drinking, cursing, and fornicating with near strangers, several Springbreakers jumped to the defense of Jesus.
A large, shapeless mound of sand was all that was left Tuesday evening from a sand sculpture of Jesus that might have been the cause of a large beach disturbance.
Some witnesses said the brawl was started by people who intentionally walked on the Jesus sand sculpture, but others said the work of art was a casualty of the violence.
Irony is so wasted on the young.
(tip o’the hat to my pal Michele)
(cross-posted to my base o’ blog operations)
(no more parentheticals)
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