Don't Tread On Me - Or Jesus

Taking a break from all of their smoking, drinking, cursing, and fornicating with near strangers, several Springbreakers jumped to the defense of Jesus.

A large, shapeless mound of sand was all that was left Tuesday evening from a sand sculpture of Jesus that might have been the cause of a large beach disturbance.

Some witnesses said the brawl was started by people who intentionally walked on the Jesus sand sculpture, but others said the work of art was a casualty of the violence.

Irony is so wasted on the young.

(tip o’the hat to my pal Michele)

(cross-posted to my base o’ blog operations)

(no more parentheticals)

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