Free the Alabama Dildos!

And all the proceeds profits will go to buy beverages at the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash!

Do all your holiday shopping right here.

Well, maybe not all of it, but some of it, perhaps. You know, if your friends aren’t averse to wearing dildos (on their t-shirts or bumpers, that is). Heck, buy them even for people you don’t like who are dildo-averse.

Help the good people of Alabama defend their right to auto-eroticism!

(Trust me, I’m sure you’d rather see blatant promotion of products than all the “existence of God” blogging I’ve been doing elsewhere)

(And oodles of thanks to fellow drunkard and Denver blogger Zombyboy for his impressive graphic design skills)

(That is all. Move along now.)

(Really.)

(I promise.)