My Wife Won't Love Me Anymore
Not after I show her this, coming out just in time for Christmas '05.
(Hat tip to uh, Tim Martin, I think.)
UPDATE: Of course, she'll still love me. A recent conversation about Condi Rice and those boots went like this:
Me: Did you see that pic I sent you of Condi?
Her: Yes, I want those boots!
Me: Well, I want Condi. Fair trade?
Her: Fair trade.
A match made in heaven, I'm tellin' ya.