SAT Politics: Finish This Sentence...

Jimmy Carter accusing an Administration of incompetence in foreign policy is like…

(a) … John Kerry saying somebody looks dorky in their pictures.

(b) … Bill Clinton pontificating about marital fidelity.

(c) … John “40% contingency fee” Edwards griping about executive pay.

(d) … Ted Kennedy hosting a double-header fundraiser for MADD and free swimming lessons for the overprivileged.

(Feel free to add your own in the comments.)