Spin Cycle

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The posthumous diagnosis by two psychiatrists and a neurologist recently published in the European Journal of Neurology was that the great Russian revolutionary and Soviet icon Vladimir Lenin died an agonizing death from syphilis.

“It’s an amazing story, the degeneration of Lenin’s mental and neurological state,” said psychiatrist Dr Eliezer Witztum.

Mark my words. Old Bolshies will spin this story to defend Lenin and Communism.

You see, if it hadn’t been for the “degeneration of Lenin’s mental and neurological state,” then he would have set up Communism the proper way, instead of that nasty old dictatorship which led to Stalin, who went and really ruined Communism for everybody.

If only Vladimir had stayed healthy, they’ll pine. If only wicked, decadent Capitalists hadn’t infected him with syphilis…