Somebody Run Over To Scott Ott's House

… and make sure he’s all right.

Dude had better be sick–there’s no other excuse for going all day now without a single Berger-stuffing-things-in-his-pants joke on Scrappleface.

(Credit where it’s due: Jeff at Protein Wisdom is doing an admirable job of mocking everything in sight, as well as a lot of stuff that would be better off unseen.)