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More Big Government Conservatism:

Administration officials say they are planning an extensive election-year initiative to promote marriage, especially among low-income couples, and they are weighing whether President Bush should promote the plan next week in his State of the Union address.

For months, administration officials have worked with conservative groups on the proposal, which would provide at least $1.5 billion for training to help couples develop interpersonal skills that sustain “healthy marriages.”

Also under consideration is $1.2 billion to help people with ADD memorize the Ten Commandments, $3.1 billion to produce informational pamphlets titled “Making a Baby: The Missionary Position,” and $2.7 billion in small bills, which would be incinerated to patriotic songs at a secret location in Boise, Idaho.

UPDATE: Britney needs federal aid, too.