50 Things That Sound Almost Dirty

Trimming the hedge
Comeuppance
Hootie and the Blowfish
Boxer Rebellion
Piffle
Hot & Horny Naked Coeds
Polish sausage
Detailing the ‘Vette
Saskatoon
“Party of Five”
Waxing the furniture
Baby back ribs
Oriana Fallaci
Getting a facial from the Fab 5
Kosher meat
Ovation
Cornucopia
Oral examination
Cherry-picking
Nailed down
Ding-dong
Batman & Robin
Hammer drill
Advancing into the enemy’s rear
Spelunking
Kissing the Blarney Stone
Playing in the backyard
Adam’s rib
Six-shooter
Tectonic plate movement
Deep fryer
Bangkok
Taking a sex tour through Bangkok
Brass knockers
Uncle Harry
Loads of fun
Mount Herman
Snake charmer
Hot-buttered rum
The Pearly Gates
Saddle sore
Duck under glass
Just a dab’ll do ya
Pectin
Crotchety
Double down
Cream-filled doughnuts
SCOTUS
Peter O’Toole
Linkage from Lileks