Collateral Liver Damage

Randy Castleberry sent me a link to the Gulf War Drinking Game. Here are just a few of the rules:

Bush is called a crusader.
x2 if it’s by Saddam.

Saddam is called evil.
x2 if it’s by Bush.

Iraqi troops surrender to the media.
x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object.

Iraq uses weapons it claims not to have.

The United States uses weapons it won’t allow Iraq to have.

A member of the media gets shot at.

A toast to the shooter if its Ashleigh Banfield, Geraldo Riviera, or Arron Brown.

Saddam uses a SCUD he doesn