Randy Castleberry sent me a link to the Gulf War Drinking Game. Here are just a few of the rules:
Bush is called a crusader.
x2 if it’s by Saddam.
Saddam is called evil.
x2 if it’s by Bush.
Iraqi troops surrender to the media.
x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object.
Iraq uses weapons it claims not to have.
The United States uses weapons it won’t allow Iraq to have.
A member of the media gets shot at.
A toast to the shooter if its Ashleigh Banfield, Geraldo Riviera, or Arron Brown.
Saddam uses a SCUD he doesn