OK, so who has that screenshot?
NOTE: Whoever owns the IP address 209.223.61.###, and racked up 94 hits in just over 14 minutes, I have some bad news for you. We’re counting unique visits here, not total hits. The first one counted — the other 93 were a waste of your time and my bandwidth. No soup for you.
Same goes for whoever you are on Verizon, scoring 23 hits in 22 minutes.
I told you there would be no cheating. Heh.
UPDATE: No one has yet emailed to claim their fabulous prize. I’d love to show you in advance what’s behind curtain number one, but Melissa tells me that’s grounds for divorce here in Colorado.