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The Great Mosquito Hawk Crisis

[Ed. Note: This piece was originally written in 1991. It has been updated through the years with the names of various girlfriends and significant others, but remains otherwise unchanged. Good for a much-needed laugh while you watch your retirement savings melt away. Enjoy. P.S. Yes, I was trying much harder back then to be Dave Barry.]

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