Unfriendly Advice

Hawk Girl Emily Jones is back from vacation, so go say hi.

Also, she’s thinking of moving to Colorado. Told you she was smart. Hope you do, Em — just don’t tell anyone here you’re from California. Could get you shot.

Which reminds me of something I should have done years ago. A list needs to be compiled telling Californians what to do when moving to Colorado.

Here we go.