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But Did He Write It in Longhand?

For the two of you who don’t read Sullivan, check out this story from the Pioneer Press:

A Sunday school teacher who asked a 16-year-old boy to write “What would Jesus do?” on his penis will spend a month on work release, according to the sentencing agreement reached Tuesday in Ramsey County District Court.

I’m going to chicken out on this one, and keep all my punchlines to myself. But feel free to knock yourselves out in the comments.