Are you a blogger? If so, you’re invited to attend the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash at Denver’s Wynkoop brewpub on Saturday, June 29.
Do you read blogs? Of course you do! Blog readers are smarter, funnier, and usually richer than your average Upper Amazon Hooziwatzit tribe member — so you’re invited, too.
We’re also looking for leggy pin-up girls with stalker tendencies and a thing for skinny-ass loud-mouths.
Just kidding about that last one.
Come join the fun.