Silly Links Because I Can

It’s not even the weekend, but the news is already slow. I need something to analyze, report, or at least make fun of.

Why won’t Tom Ridge stare blankly into a TV camera somewhere, his Clark Kent jaw clenching out banalities?

Can’t Arafat be caught on tape, in some mildly revolting bodily function?

Hell, I’d settle for a Jimmy Carter and dangerous rabbits gag right now.