Bruce Hornsby is not good music.
PS Nor is The Range.
UPDATE: Noteworthy blogger John Scalzi writes:
Now, now. A good friend of mine who I used to have Christmas Eve dinner
with every year was the guitarist for the Range (he now hangs with Bonnie
Raitt), so I feel obligated to step in to his defense here. So:
“Bruce Hornsby and the Range are not nearly offensive as some.”
Might I suggest a compromise, John?
“I’d rather listen to Bruce Hornsby than sandpaper my teeth. Usually.”