Scott Ganz not only has the good fortune to be Asparagirl’s main squeeze, (thus making him the second-happiest man on earth), but he also possesses a lovely, twisted way with words.
When Bush said that the path to peace go through Arafat, Scott replied:
I have a great many ideas as to what we can put through Chairman Arafat. Most of them can be found at Home Depot.
There’s lots of good stuff at Captain Scott’s Electric Love Bunker — the mere name of which makes me want to crank up George Clinton so loud that Congress passes a Joint Resolution to Please Kick Down the Bass Already.